FALAFEL AND TZATZIKI
OK kids, this ain't my first rodeo. This is what you need:
Fantastic Food Falafel Mix (You can find this at Fred Meyer, Safeway, PCC, or Whole Foods)
So Delicious Coconut Yogurt (Plain)
Powdered or realistic onion and garlic
Oil- vegetable and sesame
Step 1- OK THIS IS MANDATORY!!! DRINK DELICIOUS BOOZE!
Step 2- Gather yo stuff!!
Step 3- Follow directions for Falafel....seriously, just do it. Then, mix a chopped cucumber, contents of yogurt container, a tablespoon of dill, a half tablespoon each of onion and garlic powder in a bowl.
make your falafel into balls....delicious oily balls... then drop into a hot pan of oil.
More wine of course, to think of more ball innuendo.....Don't question my methods!!!!
Load up the deliciousness in a pita, or in my forgetful case, a friggin tortilla.
Make sure to lick your plate.
Drink more wine and enjoy!!